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I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#around #audience #dance #enter #go

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#challenge #every #fact #fame #global

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#always #going #life #my life #reflected

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#because #bounced #everywhere #go #going

The future is wider than vision, and has no end. ↗

— Donald G. Mitchell

#future #than #vision #wider

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#audience #because #big #big deal #buy

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#jon #real #well

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#best #best part #club #comics #different

Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama. ↗

— Steve Guttenberg

#cary grant #comedy #drama #few #grant

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#back #book #comedian #going #hear