#wearing

Today, only 2 percent of the people know the name of someone serving in uniform. That means 2 percent of your listeners can actually conjure up the image of someone wearing the uniform of the military of the United States. ↗

— Oliver North

#conjure #image #know #listeners #means

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#like #nice #ring #wearing #wedding

I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and drove down Sunset Boulevard, wearing dark specs and a white suit, waving like the Queen Mum. ↗

— Peter O'Toole

#boulevard #dark #down #drove #famous

For years I had my hair parted down the middle in a ponytail, tucked down around the sides... Well, I went and cut the bangs, and I've been wearing them ever since. They say it's my trademark. ↗

— Bettie Page

#bangs #been #cut #down #ever

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch. ↗

— Amy Poehler

#doing #every #giant #like #pregnant

I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare. ↗

— Lisa Marie Presley

#area #cap #corner #dunce #eager

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#before #die #even #health #out

Since 1987, when I got my first one, I've been wearing a clock around my neck 24/7. You feel me? 24/7. ↗

— Flavor Flav

#been #clock #feel #first #got

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. ↗

— Quentin Crisp

#diplomatic #truths #unpleasant #unpleasant truths #wearing

I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can get a laugh that way, it's too easy. ↗

— Jim Dale

#clean #clever #comedic #easy #get