#weather

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#conversation #last #refuge #unimaginative #weather

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. ↗

— Steven Wright

#claus #got #missing #moved #now

May is a very early time in the year and the weather is usually bad. You cannot run a fast mile race if there is a strong wind, because it makes your running uneven. ↗

— Roger Bannister

#because #cannot #early #fast #makes

I have weathered many different storms and I know who I am and my friends know who I really am. ↗

— Delta Goodrem

#different #friends #i #i am #know

Weather is uncontrollable. Only the Lord above can control the weather. Whatever we get, we have to work with. ↗

— Maurice Greene

#control #get #lord #only #uncontrollable

So I plan to prepare thoroughly and have several outfits waiting in the wings in case of inclement weather. ↗

— Lisa Guerrero

#i #outfits #plan #prepare #several

When you repeat, in that wooden and perfunctory way, that our situation is better than others, that we're 'well-placed to weather the storm', I have to tell you that you sound like a Brezhnev-era apparatchik giving the party line. ↗

— Daniel Hannan

#giving #i #like #line #others

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#change #conversation #knock #nine-tenths #once

I get cold really quickly, but I don't care. I like weather. I never understand why people move someplace so that they can avoid weather. ↗

— Holly Hunter

#care #cold #get #i #like

You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather. ↗

— Chuck Tanner

#depend #funeral #going #money #piled