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Mawidge is a dweam wiffin a dweam. The dweam of wuv wapped wiffin the gweater dweam of everwasting west. Eternity is our fwiend, wemember that, and wuv wiw fowwow you fowever. ↗


— William Goldman


#the-princess-bride #weddings #marriage

A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and daughter. They stop being married to each other on that day. ↗


— Sarah Ruhl


#fathers #fathers-and-daughters #marriage #play #weddings

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. ↗


— Christopher Walken


#been #beginning #crashed #go #i

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. ↗


— Ethel Merman


#also #always #brought #christmas #couple

I was stunned. I pulled the phone away and looked quizzically at the hole-punched speaker. Aside from the blood obligation to be my sister's maid of honor, it had never occured to me that I would get asked to be in anyone's wedding. I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are the like the triathlon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette Party, and the Main Event. It's the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. They fall off their bikes or choke on ocean water. I figured if I valued my life, I'd stay away from weddings and they'd stay away from me. ↗


— Sloane Crosley


#triathlon #weddings #friendship






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