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Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen it coming.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #food #funny #grandpa #humor

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.


Simone Elkeles


#challenge #kiara-westford #resistance

Stop brooding. Or at least if you’re gonna continue, don’t sit so close to that cactus. You’re bumming the both of us out. See? Its tiny little cock has gone limp.” The magazine slides to the floor as I turn my head to see the sorry-looking cactus behind the couch. What Eric is referring to as its penis hangs limp on the ‘body’ like it always has.


Erica Pike


#eric-wesley #gay-romance #life

A wide and vague impression exists that so-called Eastern religion is more contemplative, innocuous, and humane than the proselytizing monotheisms of the West. Don't believe a word of this: try asking the children of Indochina who were dumped by their parents for inherited deformities that were attributed to sins in a previous 'life.


Christopher Hitchens


#buddhism #eastern-religion #indochina #monotheism #rebirth-buddhism

If you act for self-gain then no good can come of it. If you act selflessly, then you act well for all and you must not be afraid.


Rand Miller


#awesome #fiction #games #interesting #mystery

When someone has been mean to you, why would you want to be good to them?' 'You wouldn't want to. That's what makes it hard. You do it anyway. Being good is hard. Much harder than being bad.


Jeanne DuPrau


#books-of-ember #city-of-ember #goodness #jeanne-duprau #lina

Percy and Hedge lay on the deck, looking exhausted. Hedge was missing his shoes. He grinned at the sky, muttering, “Awesome. Awesome.” Percy was covered in nicks and scratches, like he’d jumped through a window. He didn’t say anything but he grasped Annabeth’s hand weakly as if to say, Be right with you as soon as the world stops spinning. Leo, Piper, and Jason, who’d been eating in the mess hall, came rushing up the stairs. “What? What?” Leo cried, holding a half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich. “Can’t a guy even take a lunch break? What’s wrong?” “Followed!” Frank yelled again. “Followed by what? Jason asked. “I don’t know!” Frank panted. “Whales? Sea monsters? Maybe Kate and Porky!” Annabeth wanted to strangle the guy, but she wasn’t sure her hands would fit around his thick neck. “That makes absolutely no sense.


Rick Riordan


#coach-hedge #frank-zhang #jason-grace #leo-valdez #percy-jackson

I think I'd fall for you no matter what, Claire. You're kind of awesome.


Rachel Caine


#shane-collins #awesome

Learn her skills, honor her sword, and keep her secrets.


Ally Carter


#awesome

When you are growing up there are two institutional places that affect you most powerfully: the church, which belongs to God, and the public library, which belongs to you.


Keith Richards


#libraries #library #awesome






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