#who

You are talking to a man who can only play a plastic keyboard. Give me anything weighted and I've had it. I haven't got the strength in my fingers to push them down. So I don't get a lot of expression on the keyboard. ↗

— Midge Ure

#down #expression #fingers #get #give

Led Zeppelin has been there through three generations of teenage angst. And there's a generation of kids now who won't know it, post-Linkin Park. ↗

— Robert Plant

#been #generation #generations #kids #know

He who has the gold makes the rules. ↗

— Tyler Perry

#makes #rules #who

Wise is he who enjoys the show offered by the world. ↗

— Fernando Pessoa

#offered #show #who #wise #world

Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages. ↗

— Irene Peter

#anyone #hasn #looked #market #numbers

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#economist #expert #happen #know #predicted

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#accomplished #employees #incompetence #level #reached

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#kinds #rest #those #two #us

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#cutting #expert #knows #man #more

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#choose #democracy #free #get #man