#who

In the Seventies, a lot of executions via electric chair failed because of technical problems. Seed tells the true story of someone who survived and sought revenge. They buried him alive to make it seem he was dead. ↗

— Uwe Boll

#because #buried #chair #dead #electric

Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below ↗

— Steven Moffat

#the-beast-below #love

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#died #doctor #go #never #office

There are certain people who have become better artists, but they're brilliant at marketing. I think someone who's been phenomenal like that is Madonna. ↗

— Michael Bolton

#become #been #better #brilliant #certain

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#defends #electric #friend #gets #her

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#anyone #birth #car #given #lend

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#cup #measured #measuring #mother #only

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#certainly #decreed #infinite #league #little

My favorite actors are people who I don't know anything about, and I can project any character onto them. ↗

— Matt Bomer

#any #anything #character #favorite #i

At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want. ↗

— Lao Tzu

#being #center #know #want #who