#wi

There is no off position on the genius switch. ↗

— David Letterman

#off #position #switch

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. ↗

— David Letterman

#baby #brand #brand new #congratulations #daughter

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said. ↗

— David Letterman

#enter #everybody #governor #least #official

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind? ↗

— David Letterman

#does #guy #hell #month #needs

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#comes #cross #double #man #politician

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#opposite #say #simple #something #stupid

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#after #brother #girl #her #how

The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him. ↗

— Claude Levi-Strauss

#complete #him #itself #man #will

I was a huge Beatles fan. The Stones, Dylan. Later on, I got into Stevie Wonder, and Bill Withers - he's one of my heroes. Al Green, too. ↗

— Adam Levine

#beatles #bill #dylan #fan #got

I am 100 percent supportive of the stand-alone bill to repeal 'don't ask, don't tell' that Sens. Lieberman and Collins have now proposed, and indeed I will co-sponsor that legislation. It is time for this discriminatory policy to end, and I am willing to pursue any effective legislative path that could lead to that result. ↗

— Carl Levin

#any #ask #bill #collins #could