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My Dad, a small-town lawyer, was also named Paul. Until we lost him when I was 16, he was a gentle presence in my life. I like to think he'd be proud of me and my sister and brothers, because I'm sure proud of him and of where I come from, Janesville, Wisconsin.


Paul Ryan


#because #brothers #come #dad #gentle

The job in Wisconsin was the first genuine offer of an academic job in a university which I received.


Stephen Cole Kleene


#first #genuine #i #job #offer

In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of those nature specials in which a guy brings a camcorder to the North Pole and then the camera cuts out and you hear on the news that he got eaten by a bear


Flynn Meaney


#cold-days #humor #north-pole #teens #winter

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.


Dave Barry


#biological #cells #despite #directions #egg

The junior senator from Wisconsin, by his reckless charges, has so preyed upon the fears and hatreds and prejudices of the American people that he has started a prairie fire which neither he nor anyone else may be able to control.


J. William Fulbright


#american #american people #anyone #charges #control

It's time to put our differences aside and find ways to work together to move Wisconsin forward.


Scott Walker


#differences #find #forward #move #our

Like many places across the country, Wisconsin lost more than 100,000 jobs from 2008 to 2010. Unemployment during that time topped out at over 9%.


Scott Walker


#country #during #jobs #like #lost

The people of Wisconsin have been good to me. I've tried to live up to their trust. And now I ask those hardworking men and women, and millions like them across America, to join our cause and get this country working again. When Governor Romney asked me to join the ticket, I said, 'Let's get this done' - and that is exactly, what we're going to do.


Paul Ryan


#again #america #ask #asked #been

I have the Denver Omelet of accents. And considering I’m from Denver, it makes sense. Now if I also lived in Cheeseland (Wisconsin) it would make perfect, yummy sense.


Jarod Kintz


#denver #funny #silly #wisconsin #funny

Governor Scott Walker didn't know who he was messing with when he picked a fight with the hard-working union folks of Wisconsin. He must have forgotten that Wisconsin is the Badger State. And badgers are scrappy little creatures. We may look cute, warm and fuzzy, but we have a fighting spirit.


Gwen Moore


#creatures #cute #fight #fighting #folks






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