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One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#new-york-city #shoehorn-with-teeth #they-might-be-giants #new-york-city

You could grow up in the city where history was made and still miss it all. ↗


— Jonathan Lethem


#missing-out #new-york-city #witnessing-history #new-york-city

but it's not safe and I can feel him slipping away, so I just get out one more sentence. "Stay with me." As the tendrils of sleep syrup pull me down, I hear him whisper a word back but I don't catch it. ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#katniss #meaning #mocking-jay #peeta #spolier

How do I know you’re not the killer?” MeShack asked. A smirk plastered on Zulu’s face. “Because you would’ve been the first victim. ↗


— Kenya Wright


#fairies #murder #urban-fantasy-romance #vampires #witches

Gavin! What’ll I wear home?” “Cloak.” His voice roughened and he ripped harder, tossing the material to the ground. I felt his smile when he kissed my neck, and shivers ran down my back at the sound of his low growl. “I made that! I don’t have many of those, you know.” “Cam,” he snaked one hand around my stomach and made his way north, slipping one hand into my corset top to grope my chest. “You won’t be thinking about it when I’m inside you.” His hips shifted off my back and he separated my legs with his knee, his breathing ragged against my shoulder. “Now forget the damn dress. ↗


— Rachael Wade


#paranormal-romance #romance #the-gates #vampires #witches

Joel’s face swam across my vision and I blinked, goose bumps running up my arms. I shook his memory away, determined to stay focused, although my heart caved at the thought of his last words to us, right here in this very spot: Take care of each other. I’d be damned if I was going to let him down now. ↗


— Rachael Wade


#paranormal-romance #romance #the-gates #vampires #witches

Please, let me take you home. You’re drunk.” “I am not.” I shoved him, spilling some kind of delicious poison on him. “Go home and have a wild time with Ms. Scarlet. In the bedroom. With the—” “Okay, you’re starting to talk board game. Let’s go home, babe. I’ll get you into bed. ↗


— Rachael Wade


#hoodoo #magic #paranormal-romance #romance #the-gates

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else. ↗


— G.K. Chesterton


#books #humor #mind #wit #humor

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. ↗


— Dorothy Parker


#heterosexuality #homosexuality #humor #wit #humor

I no longer believe in love," she said bitterly. "When people claim to have lost their heart, it's usually only their wits that have vanished. ↗


— Peter Prange


#love #wit #love






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