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I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.


Jarod Kintz


#beautiful-girl #funny #guy #humor #jerk

Psychologists have set about describing the true nature of women with a certainty and a sense of their own infallibility rarely found in the secular world.


Naomi Weisstein


#certainty #describing #found #infallibility #nature

I guess I just don't have a talent for it, some women just aren't the marrying kind - or anyway, not the permanent marrying kind, and I'm one of them.


Jane Wyman


#guess #i #just #kind #marrying

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.


P.G. Wodehouse


#dexterity #men #poise #superiority #women

In reaction against the age-old slogan, "woman is the weaker vessel," or the still more offensive, "woman is a divine creature," we have, I think, allowed ourselves to drift into asserting that "a woman is as good as a man," without always pausing to think what exactly we mean by that. What, I feel, we ought to mean is something so obvious that it is apt to escape attention altogether, viz: (...) that a woman is just as much an ordinary human being as a man, with the same individual preferences, and with just as much right to the tastes and preferences of an individual. What is repugnant to every human being is to be reckoned always as a member of a class and not as an individual person.


Dorothy L. Sayers


#clichés #dignity #discrimination #double-standards #empowerment

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.


Marcel Achard


#mathematics #women #age

For the first time in history, middle-class women do not need men in the traditional ways - for safety, for money, for a life. So they’re demanding instead what they always wanted but couldn’t ask for: emotional connection, presence, intimacy. Sex with enough foreplay, enough seduction, enough closeness to please them. Men are baffled not only because the needs they are being asked to fill differ so from what their fathers and grandfathers understood to be their jobs but also because full-fledged intimacy requires strengths and skills they’ve never learned. Moreover… they’re strengths and skills that were once left solely to women: Men didn’t have to develop them. This maturational mismatch may be contributing to distrust among lovers of all ages.


Dalma Heyn


#ebook #marriage #relationships #strength #women

After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).


Quentin R. Bufogle


#birth-control #presidential-election #rick-santorum #women-s-rights #age

When we age we shed many skins: ego, arrognace, dominance, self-opionated, unreliable, pessimism, rudeness, selfish, uncaring ... Wow, it's good to be old!


Stephen Richards


#aged #ageing #ageism #old-age #old-men

...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.


Adam Rex


#funny #women #age






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