#women

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle. ↗

Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her. ↗

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

#love #men #sex #women #humor

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor #women #humor

It's a well-known fact. All women are clinically insane, but especially ballet dancers. Psycho. extremely psycho. Trust me. ↗

— Marisa de los Santos

#humor

Some people seemed to get all sunshine, and some all shadow… ↗

— Louisa May Alcott

#louisa-may-alcott #shadow #sunshine #louisa-may-alcott

There were the endless birthday nights and New Year's Eves of just you in your bed and no one else. There was the welling up at weddings, the glittery eye-prick, when all the couples would get up to dance. Sometimes it felt like your heart was crazed with cracks like your grandmother's old saucers. Sometimes the sight of a Saturday afternoon couple laughing in a park would splinter it completely. ↗

— Nikki Gemmell

#love #single-women #love

The power of women united, I am again reminded, is an invincible thing. ↗

— Sarah Strohmeyer

#love

I wanted to reach out and stroke her, to be gentle and tender towards her. Take care of her. ↗

— James Lusarde

#erotica #love #love-at-first-sight #love-story #lovers

The heart of a woman is really strange. ↗

— Kim Dong Hwa

#love #women #love

Who cuts hair, while she is heart broken. Is it just me"? ↗