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Q: Which party had wildest celebration and how did it play out? 1) The 1972 Dolphins Super Bowl watching party for the David Tyree catch? 2) The Jack Nicklaus day after Thanksgiving morning in 2009? 3) The NFL referee Monday night football watching party at Ed Hochuli's house for the Seattle/Green Bay game? —Steve G., Salt Lake City SG: Here's my theory on the day after Thanksgiving in 2009: I think Jack Nicklaus heard the news, went out and bought a bottle of 20-year-old Pappy Van Winkle, found an antique shotgun with 300 rounds of ammo, then drove to a secluded spot in the woods 25 miles away from any other human being. He got out of his car, started jumping around and screaming like he won the Super Bowl, did this for 20 solid minutes, then started swigging whiskey and shooting at things while whooping it up. Eventually, he drank the entire bottle, got back into his car and just started happily ramming into trees until the car stopped moving. Then he passed out in the driver's seat, woke up the next morning and walked home. Anyway, my answer is Jack Nicklaus.


Bill Simmons Grantland Mailbag Oct.


#grantland #jack-nicklaus #tiger-woods #home

An English wood is like a good many other things in life-- very promising at a distance, but a hollow mockery when you get within. You see daylight on both sides, and the sun freckles the very bracken. Our woods need the night to make them seem what they ought to be--what they once were, before our ancestors' descendants demanded so much more money, in these so much more various days. ("The Striding Place")


Gertrude Atherton


#forests #woods #life

‎"Being most concerned with God's righteous judgments rather than the biased judgments of mere men, I have been standing...for the cause of Christ". ~ R. Alan Woods [2012]


R. Alan Woods


#christians #r-alan-woods #men

Continual prayer is a lifestyle." ~R. Alan Woods [2013]


R. Alan Woods


#prayer-worship #r-alan-woods #lifestyle

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.


Demetri Martin


#average #average person #dead #grateful #grateful dead

I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance.


Chris Evans


#dance #god #i #i am #lunatic

It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun.


Dashiell Hammett


#hear #i #nearby #pretend #shotgun

You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will teach you that which you can never learn from masters.


Saint Bernard


#find #learn #masters #more #never

A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.


George William Curtis


#area #certain #country #land #loyalty






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