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There's always two ways of looking at things... that seeing what's positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.


D.J. MacHale


#loyalty #friendship

You wanna know how to make God laugh?" he said. "Tell him your plans." (God-shaped Hole)


Tiffany Debartolo


#tiffany-debartolo #humor

Are you saying that was real magic?" I said. "That's crazy." "Well, let's see. Are you telling me you just saw the past in a vision. That a monkey in a top hat was trying to murder my chief costumer and head accountant with the most powerful poison in existence using her makeup jar? If so, perhaps I'm not the crazy one here.


Delilah S. Dawson


#humor #tish #humor

God has abandoned you. Fear does not serve you. Your heart has betrayed you. Only the music can guide you.


Noah Levine


#music #philosophy #life

Everything has been homogenized. Over time, with television and jet travel, everybody has blended together. Some of our wonderful charm has been lost.


Bruce Paltrow


#blended #charm #everybody #everything #homogenized

Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.


James Agate


#plays #price #shaw

I'm stupid. I can never think of something...


Piedad Ornelas


#humor #retard #sisters-in-crime #stupidity #humor

I am sifting my memories, the way men pan the dirt under a barroom floor for the bits of gold dust that fall between the cracks. It's small mining-- small mining. You're too young a man to be panning memories, Adam. You should be getting yourself some new ones, so that the mining will be richer when you come to age.


John Steinbeck


#on-writing #age

I’m not going,” he said. He held up the Third key like a weapon. Sensing his mood, it grew longer and sharper, till he was holding a trident as long as he was tall... “And anyone who tries to make me is going to suffer.” “Twice,” added the voice under the table.


Garth Nix


#humor #young-adult #humor

Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.


Brad Paisley


#darkest #even #moments #something #think






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