#you

Somewhere along the line you've got to do your apprenticeship. But I'd want half a chance of being successful at it. ↗

— Alan Shearer

#apprenticeship #being #chance #got #half

When I was a young boy I wanted to play for Newcastle United, I wanted to wear the number nine shirt and I wanted to score goals at St James' Park. I've lived my dream and I realise how lucky I've been to have done that. ↗

— Alan Shearer

#boy #done #dream #goals #how

You can take 100 penalties in training, but when you go out on that pitch in front of all those people and the television cameras, it's completely different. ↗

— Alan Shearer

#completely #different #front #go #out

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department. ↗

— Harry Shearer

#bananas #brag #cheese #democrats #department

In the year and a half I was on SNL, I never saw anybody ad lib anything. For a very good reason - the director cut according to the script. So, if you ad libbed, you'd be off mike and off camera. ↗

— Harry Shearer

#ad #anybody #anything #camera #cut

Having a set, popular formula does inhibit you. ↗

— George Shearing

#formula #having #inhibit #popular #set

I don't think you can contrive any sound. ↗

— George Shearing

#contrive #i #sound #think #you

I haven't written an awful lot recently, but I think I probably will start again very shortly. Being so much on the road, when you have a couple of weeks off, you're likely to avoid sitting at the piano, and taping, and giving yourself more work to do. ↗

— George Shearing

#avoid #awful #being #couple #giving

I think it was Duke Ellington who once said that we're always most pleased with our current record. I mean, you have to assume that you learn from one, and you do something better next time. ↗

— George Shearing

#assume #better #current #duke #duke ellington

In Braille you write your flat sign first and then your note. ↗

— George Shearing

#first #flat #note #sign #then