#your child

I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That's basically how we're doing it. ↗

— Tina Fey

#activities #adult #any #basically #child

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#always #carry #child #end #name

It was just this interesting, my first, the first time you hear your child in any way criticise you. It's the worst review of your life and it's really relieving to find out that they don't know what they're saying. ↗

— Tea Leoni

#child #criticise #find #first #first time

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. ↗

— P. J. O'Rourke

#carefully #child #children #concept #death

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. ↗

— Bruce Barton

#child #enthusiasm #gift #give #only

I certainly don't think you need to be famous to want to leave a legacy, but when you are famous, it's even more likely that your child will get the wrong perspective on your life if you die prematurely. ↗

— Shania Twain

#child #die #even #famous #get

Fortunately, when you're a mom, the responsibility of caring for your child can keep you going. ↗

— Shania Twain

#child #fortunately #going #keep #mom

And before our current legislature adjourns, we intend to become the first state of full and true choice by saying to every low and middle-income Hoosier family, if you think a non-government school is the right one for your child, you're as entitled to that option as any wealthy family; here's a voucher, go sign up. ↗

— Mitch Daniels

#become #before #child #choice #current

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it. ↗

— Katharine Whitehorn

#child #essential #food #hates #just

Enrolling your child in a recreational sport sponsored by your neighborhood recreation community centers is a great way to keep kids active. ↗

— Lee Haney

#centers #child #community #enrolling #great