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I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.


Scott Westerfeld


#funny #humor #parasites #vampires #zombies

Razor appeared on his shoulder with a buzzing laugh. "Stupid goblins," he crowed, bouncing up and down, making Kierran sigh. "Funny, stupid goblins think master is funny elf. Ha!" He buzzed once more and sat down, grinning like a psychotic piranha.


Julie Kagawa


#kierran #psychotic-piranha #razor #funny

Tawny shrugged. "I was overreacting. Typical big sister move. He explained why he did it, and it makes sense, in a slightly twisted way. He's not a bad guy. He's just a jerk. But a nice one." "That doesn't make any sense." "Men rarely do.


Chelsea M. Cameron


#funny #hunter-zaccadelli #my-favorite-mistake #tawny-caldwell #taylor-and-tawny

As far as you can, get into the habit of asking yourself in relation to any action taken by another: "What is his point of reference here?" But begin with yourself: examine yourself first.


Marcus Aurelius


#frame-of-reference #questioning #self-actualization #empathy

How often do you find yourself saying, “In a minute”, “I’ll get to it” or “Tomorrow’s good enough” and every other possible excuse in the book? Compare it with how often you decide it’s got to be done, so let’s get on and do it! That should tell you just how serious your procrastinating problem really is.


Stephen Richards


#defer #delay #dilly-dallying #laziness #postpone

Both positive and negative thinking are contagious.


Stephen Richards


#defer #delay #dilly-dallying #laziness #postpone

The problem with procrastination is it’s been around since the beginning of time it seems.


Stephen Richards


#defer #delay #dilly-dallying #laziness #postpone

I particularly scorn my fondness for paradox. I despise pessimism, narcissism, solipsism, truculence, word-play, and pusillanimity, my chiefer inclinations; loathe self-loathers ergo me; have no pity for self-pity and so am free of that sweet baseness. I doubt I am. Being me’s no joke.


John Barth


#paradox #pessimism

Do I have to talk to insane people?" "You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.


Jasper Fforde


#librarians #librarians






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