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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#another #anyone #bizarre #disappear #discovers

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. ↗

— Scott Adams

#downsizing #during #job #job security #major

A lost of people recognize me and maybe will ask for an autograph, but it's nothing like if Elvis would've done something like that, 'cause he's so popular, or maybe The Beatles 'cause they stirred up a lot of action. ↗

— Mickey Gilley

#ask #autograph #beatles #cause #done

I guess the nicest thing about being, I won't say famous but being popular is a more proper word for me to use would be that if you've got a recognizable name, a lot of times you can get people to do things for you ordinarily that you wouldn't get done. ↗

— Mickey Gilley

#being #done #famous #get #got

No, the czar did not want us in the schools. ↗

— Mary Antin

#did #schools #us #want

I thought that you said that your name was reserved only for family.” A small smile broke through his stoic expression. “The way I see it, even if you don’t come around and realize that you can’t resist my striking looks and enticing charm, and that you desperately want to spend the rest of your life in my arms—” “Which will never happen…” “—you’ll eventually end up with my silly little brother. Who, just to warn you, despite being a great guy, is nowhere near as handsome and charming as I. ↗

— Ada Adams

#razor #family

When I saw all those other drivers, I realized that they wanted to win that money just as much as I did. But I didn't have to worry. A tire came off my car and I was lucky I got it off the track. ↗

— Buck Baker

#car #did #drivers #got #i

One guy told me I was a great actor, I just would never be on the cover of a magazine. ↗

— Ben Affleck

#cover #great #guy #i #just

There's a lot of crazy, weird people out there. It's an ugly world. ↗

— Ben Affleck

#lot #out #people #ugly #weird

I've been criticized for not having perspective in the past and I thought that of myself many times but not there. ↗

— Andre Agassi

#criticized #having #i #in the past #many