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The seals stupidly dive off rocks into swirling black water, barking mindlessly. The zookeepers feed them dead fish. A crowd gathers around the tank, mostly adults, a few accompanied by children. On the seals' tank a plaque warns: COINS CAN KILL——IF SWALLOWED, COINS CAN LODGE IN AN ANIMAL'S STOMACH AND CAUSE ULCERS, INFECTIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT THROW COINS IN THE POOL. So what do I do? Toss a handful of change into the tank when none of the zookeepers are watching. It's not the seals I hate——it's the audience's enjoyment of them that bothers me.


Bret Easton Ellis


#bateman #patrick #psycho #seals #zoo

For several thousand years man has been in contact with animals whose character and habits have been deformed by domestication. He has ended by believing that he understands them. All he means by this is that he is able to rely on certain reflex actions which he himself has implanted in them. He will flatter himself at times on the grasp of animal psychology which has brought him the love of the dog and the purr of the cat; and on the strength of such assumptions he approaches the beasts of the jungle. The old tag about nature being an open book is just not true. What nature offers on a first examination may appear to be simple but it is never as simple as it appears.


Hans Brick


#circus #training #zoo #love

When I was a child I used to read books by Gerald Durrell, who founded Jersey Zoo. He had a job collecting animals for zoos and for a long time that is what I wanted to do. Later when I was a teenager I had a fantastic English teacher called Mrs. Stafford. Her enthusiasm made me decide to be a writer.


Melvin Burgess


#called #child #collecting #decide #english

Zoos should concentrate more on the preservation side of things.


Gerald Durrell


#more #preservation #should #side #things

As you may know, some of the stereotyped behaviors exhibited by autistic children are also found in zoo animals who are raised in a barren environment.


Temple Grandin


#autistic #autistic children #barren #behaviors #children

The grounding in natural sciences which I obtained in the course of my medical studies, including preliminary examinations in botany, zoology, physics, and chemistry, was to become decisive in determining the trend of my literary work.


Johannes Vilhelm Jensen


#botany #chemistry #course #decisive #determining

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.


Will Cuppy


#humor #zoology #family

I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me. 



Jarod Kintz


#own #zoo #funny

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.


Lorne Michaels


#because #go #intense #laugh #like

We commonly say in the trade that the most dangerous animal in a zoo is Man.


Yann Martel


#life






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