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I got distracted driving a large sausage truck ahead of the peloton in the Tour de France. I saw a lady showing her ta ta’s.
So I swung the truck over beside her and rolled down the window.
She said “my that’s a big load of sausage. I’m amazed you can squeeze it into those tight entrances”. I replied “that’s what she said”.
Then I heard all these annoying little bells and horns. It was the tour riders on their bikes. Bunch of nerds cock blocked me.
Well I drove my sausage truck on up the road. They interrupted me chatting her up, but I got those digits. Once this bicycle race is over I intend to get in her knickers. If she thinks I have a big truck, just wait till she sees the big sausage.

TRDP


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I am in love with a co-worker.
She is -as I am- married, we have to 'do it' in my work truck so nobody gets suspicious.
We both will not desert out partners, we have too much invested into out marriages.
The worst thing: when it comes to body type, she is a step down from my wife.


#unfaithful  



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