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I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money. ↗

— Josh Billings

#folks #got #haven #i #impudence

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. ↗

— Josh Billings

#enough #life #life is short #long #man

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. ↗

— Josh Billings

#dog #good #his #money #pretty

I carry an umbrella when I am outdoors and always wear sunscreen, even when I am sitting in front of a computer screen! I never touch coffee or other caffeinated drinks. ↗

— Fan Binbing

#am #carry #coffee #computer #computer screen

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#drink #make #miss #shoot #strong

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. ↗

— Josh Billings

#anticipating #enjoy #happen #his way #manage

The best thing that could happen to motherhood already has. Fewer women are going into it. ↗

— Victoria Billings

#best #could #fewer #going #happen

When I am full, I stop eating. ↗

— Tyra Banks

#eating #full #i #i am #stop

Since I had the baby I can't tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn't need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#baby #closed #eyes #had #i

Don't think your dreams don't come true, because they do. You'd better be careful what you wish for. And I truly and honestly - one day I am doing the 'Beaver' show and I said, 'This is the show I have always wanted to do.' ↗

— Barbara Billingsley

#am #be careful #beaver #because #better