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The Wood was about young people and the other one is more of a grown up movie.


Taye Diggs


#grown #more #movie #other #people

If 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself: 'Dijkstra would not have liked this', well that would be enough immortality for me.


Edsger Dijkstra


#dirty #doing #enough #i #i am

Why has elegance found so little following? That is the reality of it. Elegance has the disadvantage, if that's what it is, that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it.


Edsger Dijkstra


#appreciate #disadvantage #education #elegance #following

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.


Edsger Dijkstra


#bad idea #california #could #exceptionally #idea

How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.


Annie Dillard


#days #how #lives #our #our lives

The dedicated life is worth living. You must give with your whole heart.


Annie Dillard


#give #heart #life #living #must

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.


Phyllis Diller


#best #best way #eat #get #kitchen

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?


Phyllis Diller


#chance #housework #kill #take #take a chance

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.


Phyllis Diller


#accidentally #day #enjoyed #ever #gin

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?


Phyllis Diller


#cause #condoms #crisis #doctors #having






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