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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#everyone #happy #makes #man #mistake

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#about #course #give #happy #man

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#business #know #most #none #people

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are, not as they are said to be. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

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In Europe, a writer is supposed to improve up until he's about 75. ↗

— Irwin Shaw

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The last paragraph, in which you tell what the story is about, is almost always best left out. ↗

— Irwin Shaw

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I don't know what I believe in. I try not to think about it. I don't want to think about it. ↗

— Alan Shearer

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