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Everybody's under God's planet, and God is the Almighty, the Beginning, the End, the Alpha, the Omega. He's Big Daddy. He gives out these little soldiers and sons and angels and saints to help everybody else get through to him. I'm not the 'Jesus-only or you're going to Hell' kind of guy. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#alpha #angels #beginning #big #daddy

I'm very emotional. That's why I wear shades a lot. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#i #lot #shades #very #wear

The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my life. Besides death. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#closest #closest thing #death #earth #ever

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. ↗

— George Chapman

#ignorance #mother

I got my first computer in the 6th grade or so. As soon as I got it, I was interested in finding out how it worked and how the programs worked and then figuring out how to write programs at just deeper and deeper levels within the system. ↗

— Mark Zuckerberg

#deeper #figuring #finding #first #got

When you feel like you've had a good show, you go backstage and you talk to yourself about it, and if you have a bad show you talk to yourself about it. ↗

— Tracy Chapman

#backstage #bad #feel #go #good

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#bad #being #being famous #famous #great

Right now I'm just thinking about school and trying to get those grades and keep them up! In case I become a Norma Desmond when I grow up, I can have something to fall back on! ↗

— Anna Chlumsky

#back #become #case #desmond #fall

When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#adult life #feel #get #happy #i

It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway. ↗

— Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

#cold #going #matter #through #wade