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Don't forget that the only two things people read in a story are the first and last sentences. Give them blood in the eye on the first one. ↗

— Herbert Bayard Swope

#eye #first #forget #give #last

It is my nature to thin where others read. ↗

— Thomas Sydenham

#others #read #thin #where

Scientific vocabulary can be so weird. The Large Hadron Collider at CERN has just recorded an example of a subatomic particle called the anti-beauty quark. Could it be that ugly people now have something tangible to blame? ↗

— Michael Quinion

#large-hadron-collider #ugliness #beauty

In high school I had sex with girls quite a few times. They were straight women who I convinced to jump in the sack with me. ↗

— Portia de Rossi

#few #had #high #high school #i

I had a hell of a time convincing people I was gay - which was so annoying! ↗

— Portia de Rossi

#convincing #gay #had #hell #i

I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship; it just obviously wasn't right for me. ↗

— Portia de Rossi

#caring #great #green #green card #had

I ran into Ellen at a photo shoot. She took my breath away. That had never happened to me in my life. ↗

— Portia de Rossi

#breath #ellen #had #happened #i

I've had so many interviews where the last question is, Are you gay? I had to find very creative ways to say that I was gay, but that I wasn't going to talk about it. ↗

— Portia de Rossi

#creative #creative ways #find #gay #going

If I was 14 and knew some gay people, I wouldn't nearly have had the struggle I had. Our world is definitely changing. ↗

— Portia de Rossi

#definitely #gay #had #i #knew

My feelings for Ellen overrode all of my fear about being out as a lesbian. I had to be with her, and I just figured I'd deal with the other stuff later. ↗

— Portia de Rossi

#being #deal #ellen #fear #feelings