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Fogged, bogged gates of Brume, barrier to my home; Timeless, faceless watchers loom, but I am allowed to roam.


Christina Mercer


#young-adult-fantasy #home

For one last time, I said my goodbyes to the place I’d known as home for the last decade, and for the first time, I welcomed the unknown.


Nicole Sobon


#teens #young-adult #home

Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re at the library? I thought I heard water.” Artemis smiled, enjoying the exchange. “Water? Surely not. The only thing flowing here is information.” “Are you grinning, Artemis? For some reason I get the feeling that you’re wearing that smug smile of yours.


Eoin Colfer


#humor #young-adult #humor

"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."


Tom Upton


#young-adult #humor

I’m not going,” he said. He held up the Third key like a weapon. Sensing his mood, it grew longer and sharper, till he was holding a trident as long as he was tall... “And anyone who tries to make me is going to suffer.” “Twice,” added the voice under the table.


Garth Nix


#humor #young-adult #humor

I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.


A.S. King


#humor #lgbt #lgbtq #ya #young-adult

As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.


David Sedaris


#humor #humor

My father laughed. "The magic of Summer," he said, "is unlike anything else. Imagine life, fertility, laughter, joy, ripening fruits and the smell of fresh bread baking in the morning. That is Summer magic." Forever Frost (Frost Series 2)


Kailin Gow


#forever-frost #frost-series #ya-fantasy #young-adult #imagination

Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book, And the Darkness Rained upon Them, and the next he was dead. A tragic loss, his mind echoed numbly as he slipped away.


Derek Landy


#first-paragraph #humor #young-adult #death

That was when it was all made painfully clear to me. When you are a child, there is joy. There is laughter. And most of all, there is trust. Trust in your fellows. When you are an adult...then comes suspicion, hatred, and fear. If children ran the world, it would be a place of eternal bliss and cheer. Adults run the world; and there is war, and enmity, and destruction unending. Adults who take charge of things muck them up, and then produce a new generation of children and say, "The children are the hope of the future." And they are right. Children are the hope of the future. But adults are the damnation of the present, and children become adults as surely as adults become worm food. Adults are the death of hope.


Peter David


#adults #childhood #children #distrust #hatred






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