#advice

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. ↗

— Mary Schmich

#nostalgia #life

Let's die of it before we're too old. ↗

— John le Carré

#life_universe_everything #life

Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it. ↗

— Eugene Mirman

#humor #parties #prom #school #sex

Govore mi da sam mlada i da ću događanja prihvatiti kad odrastem. ↗

— Jasna Horvat

#life-and-living #life

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044. ↗

— Eugene Mirman

#humor #support #talking #life

Always take the time of 180 days before you call yourself committed to someone. It takes at least a time span of six months to shed the fake skin. ↗

— Himmilicious

#relationship-advice #love

Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order. ↗

— Shannon L. Alder

#humor #art

...after rare beef and wine, when the lobes turn red, was the time to ask favours or tell bad news. ↗

— M.F.K. Fisher

#food #art

التفاهم هو أم السعادة الزوجية أما الحب و الحظ فهما من الأقارب ↗

— أنيس منصور

#marriage

يجب أن تعرض منتجاتك لا أن تبقى على أمل أن يراها الزبائن مصادفة ↗

— Jeffrey Archer

#marketing #business