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#age

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There are no perfect leaders. ↗


— Max McKeown


#leadership-characteristics #age

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal form the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am toast. ↗


— Margaret Atwood


#age

In Paris, women were not considered interesting until they were middle-aged. The Mist of Montmartre ↗


— Peggy Kopman-Owens


#paris #romance #age

...why do people venerate Einstein or Bill Gates? Clive Bell explains: Genius worship is the inevitable sign of an uncreative age.... ↗


— John Geddes


#clive-bell #einstein #era #genius #uncreative

I'm a minicamp body in 102-degree heat getting screamed at by the only other man my size: a middle-aged receivers coach they call Bow Wow. ↗


— Christopher Harris


#football #literary #age

You’re nothing but an aging sad cliché and I don’t want any part of it anymore. You’ll wind up right here, in a room just like this, twenty years from now paying for what I’ve been giving you for free from someone even younger than I am right now. Only you’ll be twenty years older and nothing more than a broken down image of the man you used to be. Good luck with that. ↗


— Ryan Field


#jim-darling #m-m-romance #age

When I grow up I want to be an old woman. ↗


— Michelle Shocked


#getting-old #getting-older #michelle-shocked #old-woman #age

One spring morning timing the lean near-liquid progress of a horse on a track, the dust exploding, the rapid hasping of his hocks, coming up the straight foreshortened and awobble and passing elongate and birdlike wish harsh breaths and slatted brisket heaving and the muscles sliding and brunching in clocklike flexion under the wet black hide and a gout of foam hung from the long jaw and then gone in a muted hoofclatter, the aging magistrate snapped his thumb from the keep of the stopwatch he held and palmed it into his waistcoat pocket and looking at nothing, nor child nor horse, said anent that simple comparison of rotary motions and in the oratory to which he was prone that they had witnessed a thing against which time would not prevail. ↗


— Cormac McCarthy


#liquid #time #age

Apparently, myths become truths if upheld long enough. ↗


— Eric Chaisson


#truth #age

I need to stop saying LMAO because that is precisely what's happening; I wish I could rewind time by two decades, immortalize my derriere in wax, and then kiss it goodbye. ↗


— Donna Lynn Hope


#humor #lmao #age






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