#age

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager. ↗

— Gene Mauch

#because #i #manager #right

Our members are very much maligned. Obviously the average age is 60 something, but they all have children and grandchildren, they understand what we need to do, they want to win. ↗

— Francis Maude

#average #children #grandchildren #maligned #members

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#also #because #bothered #home #man

I was in the Chilli Peppers at the time and I asked myself, would I be able to wear a sock on my genitals at the age of forty and they proved me wrong because I guess they're still doing it. ↗

— Cliff Martinez

#age #asked #because #doing #forty

I work at home but average 15,000 to 18,000 miles per year on my Honda. ↗

— Cliff Martinez

#home #honda #i #miles #per

As the first Hispanic female governor in history, little girls often come up to me in the grocery store or the mall. They look and point, and when they get the courage, they ask 'Are you Susana?' and they run up and give me a hug. ↗

— Susana Martinez

#come #courage #female #first #get

I fear some of our leaders today have lost the courage to stand up. What we have now are politicians. They won't offer real plans, and only stand up when they want to blame someone else. ↗

— Susana Martinez

#courage #else #fear #i #leaders

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? ↗

— Groucho Marx

#institution #live #wants #who #wonderful

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#born #confess #early #early age #i

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#ashes #contract #cremated #given #i