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#age

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #age




The water doesn't know how old you are. ↗


— Dara Torres


#inspirational #motivation #swimming #age

Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank monkey mouth with you—twice. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #surreal #age

I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#baby #baby-names #birth #condoms #fiscally-irresponsible

If your leg is in a cast, it's really dumb to sit in front of your computer doing unnecessary stuff with it hanging down. Your leg will swell and heal slower, if at all. When you go to your doctor, he/she will give you one of those "you're really dumb and self destructive" looks. Also, "Why didn't you follow my orders and rest?" Your doctor will be right, and so will mine at my next office visit. Elevate, folk! Elevate your mind, your soul, and your leg, in the order needed! ↗


— Sandy Nathan


#humor #inspiration #medicine #new-age #philosophy

Circumstances, knowledge or birth do not determine the realisation of your desires. It is only you who are blocking the achievement of your dreams and goals. ↗


— Stephen Richards


#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age

Suddenly it seemed to me that I looked back from a great distance on that smile and saw it all again - the smile and the day, the whole sunny, sad, funny, wonderful day and all the days that we had spent here together. What was I going to do when such days came no more? There could not be many; for we were a family growing old. And how would I learn to live without these people? I who needed them so little that I could stay away all year - what should I do without them? ↗


— Jetta Carleton


#family #inspirational #reminiscing #age

Its time for disc jockeys to turn their hands to clocks. The modern age needs a slower beat. ↗


— Bauvard


#disc-jockeys #funny #humor #time #age

God's Word teaches a very hard, disturbing truth. Those who neglect the poor and the oppressed are really not God's people at all—no matter how frequently they practice their religious rituals nor how orthodox are their creeds and confessions. ↗


— Ronald J. Sider


#confession #creeds #god-s-word #neglect #oppression

The gratitude that you feel leads to faith in the abundance and with every resonance that radiates from your mind more strong feelings of faith start to reside in you. ↗


— Stephen Richards


#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age






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