#age

I bet if you look at the average teenager and the average adult, the average teenager has read more books in the last year than the average adult. Now of course the adult would be all like, 'I'm busy, I got a job, I got stuff to do.' WHATEVER! READ! I mean, you're watching CSI: Miami. Why would you be watching CSI: Miami, when you could be READING CSI: Miami, the novelization? ↗

— John Green

#reading #teenagers #business

Besides we are men, and after all it is our business to risk our lives. ↗

— Alexandre Dumas

#daring #men #business

Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#funny #humor #love #age

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#car #disabled #funny #handicapped #humor

If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Bring on the steaks.
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— Jarod Kintz

#cheap #cheater #children #dinner #discount

God be thanked for books! they are the voices of the distant and the dead, and make us heirs of the spiritual life of past ages. ↗

— w.e. channing

#age

Time erodes us all. ↗

— Meg Rosoff

#bodies #death #deterioration #time #age

Murphy's law inverted: What can go right, will go right. (Works if you're an optimist.) ↗

— Saloma Miller Furlong

#coming-of-age #escape-from-the-amish #inspirational #memoir #age

I'm fifty-one years old, but I'm not through yet. I have lived a full life, and intend packing in quite a lot more. ↗

— Hedy Lamarr

#life-and-living #age

I long for your love like the length of a midget. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #midget #age