#ah

The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, Hey! Tony! I love your show, I've watched you every night since you started! And then I'd say, Ah! You're the one! ↗

— Tony Danza

#come #every #every night #guy #hey

Yeah, now we publish whenever we feel like it. ↗

— Glenn Danzig

#like #now #publish #whenever #yeah

I'm still driving a Prius, yeah. ↗

— Larry David

#i #still #yeah

An artist is never ahead of his time but most people are far behind theirs. ↗

— Edgard Varese

#ahead #artist #behind #far #his

And I asked my mother about it; I said, 'Is there something wrong?' She said, 'God... God makes people. You understand that, don't you?' And I said, 'Yeah!' She said, 'Who makes a rainbow?" I said, 'God.' She said, 'I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children.' ↗

— Richard Dawson

#anyone #asked #children #color #could

When I see a woman who is all gaunt and emaciated, I don't think she's beautiful. She reminds me of a Chihuahua that's freezing and shaking. ↗

— Rosario Dawson

#chihuahua #freezing #i #i see #me

I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time. ↗

— Jim Varney

#audience #big #big time #comedy #die

Its going to be a squeeze, but we have got to put our men and women in uniform ahead of everything else. We've got to be treating our reservists fairly before we move on to other procurements. ↗

— Mark Dayton

#before #else #everything #fairly #going

Lonnie was ahead of his time, but at the same time he was right in there with Albert Collins's Cool Sounds. ↗

— Stevie Ray Vaughan

#albert #collins #cool #his #right

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#decided #i #make #me #more