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Denis Leary

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All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.


— Denis Leary


#funny #men #food

The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't.


— Denis Leary


#humor-relationships #relationship

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.


— Denis Leary


#combine #country #get #i #i think

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.


— Denis Leary


#always #anticipating #any #argue #complain

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.


— Denis Leary


#i #nurture #refuse #share #will

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.


— Denis Leary


#because #hope #i #i want you #killing

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.


— Denis Leary


#color #hate #much #reasons #skin

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.


— Denis Leary


#eaten #i #much #things

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.


— Denis Leary


#decision #eating #instinct #meat

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!


— Denis Leary


#bullets #country #eight #explain #her






About Denis Leary

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They have two children son John Joseph "Jack" (born 1990)[citation needed] and daughter Devin (born 1992). in an early 1990s MTV sketch. M.

Leary is known for his biting fast paced comedic style and chain smoking. Denis Colin Leary (born August 18 1957) is an American actor comedian writer director and film producer. He is the star and co-creator of the television show Rescue Me which ended its seventh and final season on September 7 2011.

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