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It's been said that adults spend the first two years of their children's lives trying to make them walk and talk, and the next sixteen years trying to get them to sit down and shut up. It's the same way with potty training: Most adults spend the first few years of a child's life cheerfully discussing pee and poopies, and how important it is to learn to put your pee-pee and poo-poo in the potty like big people do. But once children have mastered the art of toilet training, they are immeadiately forbidden to ever talk about poop, pee, toilets and other bathroom-related subjects again. Such things are now considered rude and vulgar, and are no longer rewarded with praise and cookies and juice boxes. One day you're a superstar because you pooped in the toilet like a big boy, and the next day you're sitting in the principal's office because you said the word "poopy" in American History class (which, if you ask me, is the perfect place to say that word). ↗


— Dav Pilkey


#potty-humor #toilet-training #art

If art made you think, then this was Art. Staring at the ball, made of layers and layers of cloth, I wondered about the glass marble at its heart. What if you wanted to reach that marble? Make sure it was still whole? You'd have to remove the layers. You'd have to risk breaking the ball for a chance at freeing it. Fear, knowledge, certainty - you'd have to be willing to let them all go. ↗


— Justina Chen


#certainty #fear #risks #taking-chances #art

Whenever I open one of your emails it’s like you’re right there next to me, whispering your most personal computer virus into my hard drive. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#funny #humor #innuendo #intimacy #funny

Teachers started recognizing me and praising me for being smart in science and that made me want to be even smarter in science! ↗


— Steve Wozniak


#being smart #even #made #me #praising

Architecture aims at Eternity. ↗


— Christopher Wren


#architecture #eternity

For the purposes of the play, it was perfect to be able to use that and the stresses and strains that there were. At the end of the play, the mother realizes the terrible things she had done. ↗


— Fay Wray


#done #end #had #mother #perfect

Nature is my manifestation of God. I go to nature every day for inspiration in the day's work. I follow in building the principles which nature has used in its domain. ↗


— Frank Lloyd Wright


#day #domain #every #every day #follow

Juan Tripp was a friend. Good name for an airline man, huh? Juan Tripp after another? ↗


— Fay Wray


#airline #another #friend #good #huh

My children didn't when they were little because I thought that they had to be of a certain age. I hoped they liked me well enough not to want to see me in that sort of a spot. ↗


— Fay Wray


#because #certain #certain age #children #enough

I suspect every conductor was once an air traffic controller, but the catastrophe was so terrible that they never speak of it. ↗


— Bauvard


#conductor #funny #humor #jobs #funny






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