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The mechanical and social achievements of our day must not blind our eyes to the fact that, in all that relates to man, his nature and aspirations, we have added little or nothing to what has been so finely said by the great men of old.


James Loeb


#added #aspirations #been #blind #day

My nutritionist always said to eat whatever you want.


Lisa Loeb


#eat #nutritionist #said #want #whatever

My quest these days is to find my long lost inner child, but I'm afraid if I do, I'll end up with food in my hair and way too in love with the cats.


Kenny Loggins


#cats #child #days #end #find

If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it's just not possible.


Lindsay Lohan


#dated #dead #i #just #many

I would read fishing reports on the road and then it just occurred to me: I should go to sea school and get my captain's license, see if I can get paid to be out here every day.


Dean Ween


#day #every #every day #fishing #get

I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.


Jay London


#else #i #lane #left #said

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.


Jay London


#enough #i #join #me #said

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?


Jay London


#acute #compared #doctor #had #i

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.


Jay London


#bought #down #fit #girlfriend #jacket

It's like Scott Wolf, I never thought he looked like Tom Cruise until somebody said it and now that they've said it, I see it every time I look at him!


Jeremy London


#every #every time #him #i #i see






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