#ak

Well, I thought the deal was, when you went to work for the government you weren't supposed to make money! ↗

— Joe Biden

#government #i #make #money #supposed

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#evidence #faith #knowledge #parallel #speaks

The problem is that you cannot prove yourself against someone who is much weaker than yourself. ↗

— Martin Van Creveld

#cannot #much #problem #prove #someone

You've got to love this business. You have to be able to take rejection. ↗

— Jessica Biel

#business #got #love #rejection #take

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#community #condition #consisting #making #master

Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#eat #edible #good #man #pig

Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#him #man #speak #you

Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#dust #empty #erudition #into #out

Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#positive #top #voice

One should make morals judgements for oneself. ↗

— Kathryn Bigelow

#make #morals #oneself #should