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It’s not our mistakes that define us. It’s the lessons we learn that show our true character. ↗


— Cassia Leo


#lessons #mistakes #home

I like that kind of frantic schedule. It makes me feel like I have a purpose. ↗


— Sara Gilbert


#frantic #i #kind #like #makes

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink. ↗


— Charles Bukowski


#making-do #humor

That's it, cupcake. You're going down. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #trash-talk #humor

I really don't get nervous when I perform -it's more of an exciting feeling than anything else. But put me in a classroom with kids my age and have me take a test and yeah, I'll be nervous! ↗


— Alexa Vega


#anything #classroom #else #exciting #feeling

Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!" Yuki: "Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake." Ayame: "As long as we spend time together." Yuki: "On second thought, go drown yourself. ↗


— Natsuki Takaya


#fruits-basket #humor #manga #natsuki-takaya #yuki

If there really is such a thing as turning in one's grave, Shakespeare must get a lot of exercise. ↗


— George Orwell


#classics #drama #interpretation #shakespeare #art

When I got enough confidence, the stage was gone. When I was sure of losing, I won. When I needed people the most, they left me. When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on. And when I mastered the art of hating, somebody started loving me. ↗


— William Shakespeare


#art

I’m not going to lecture you on the error of your ways. Not until you fetch me a podium and a microphone. I’ll also need a screen, a projector, and a laser pointer. 
 ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#errors #funny #humor #laser #lecture

She had not made a decision to give up sex, only the clamor of romance, because it was exhausting her, doing her no good and too much harm... ↗


— Michelle Herman


#humor #romance #sex #humor






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