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Better this way, what remained of his battered sensibilities told him. He was no good for her, anyway. She didn’t understand him. She didn’t understand that he was cursed. And, selfish as he was, he’d rather she hate him than he hate himself any more than he was already going to. Any more than he already did. ↗


— V.S. Carnes


#heartbreak #love #romance #love

The moment I laid eyes on her I knew she was somebody else, somebody I could love. And since somebody else never showed up, I did fall in love with her. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#love #mistaken-identity #love

The mighty trojans fell, and so did i. A wooden horse you were not, yet in a pool of my own blood i lie. Dawn follows every dusk, and all that rises - fall it must. So, my blood shall find its way and trickle down your eyes. The day your deeds of today, eventually make you cry. ↗


— Anurag Anand


#hurt #love #pain #suffering #love

All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers. ↗


— Laurell K. Hamilton


#chimera #love

Maybe love was a woman feeding him pancakes. Maybe it was someone sitting across from him sipping orange juice just to please him. ↗


— Christine Feehan


#pancakes #love

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store. ↗


— George Carlin


#humor #humor

Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice. ↗


— Nora Roberts


#common #deal #delight #enrich #great

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago. ↗


— Roger Zelazny


#humor #irony #shakespeare #humor

You lying lunatic bastard. They're going to kill you." "I love you too," he murmured. "Go find Seph. ↗


— Cinda Williams Chima


#humor #jason #madison #humor

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady. -'Rhett ↗


— Rowena Cherry


#humor #racy #romance #rules-for-a-rake #sperm-donor






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