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Why does it have to be so hard? Why can't it be a happily-ever-after ride-into-the-sunset feeling all the time?


Rick Riordan


#jason #love #percy #piper #love

Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that.


Jason Jack Miller


#appalachian-fiction #deal-with-the-devil #jason-jack-miller #murder-ballads-and-whiskey #supernatural

You look wonderful", Jason said. "No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie." "Then by all means take it off.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#blake #hunter #jason #vampire #anita-blake

Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be.


Selma Blair


#big #bodies #goofy #how #i

And in Freddy vs. Jason I like when Jason and I double team Destiny's Child.


Robert Englund


#destiny #double #freddy #i #jason

I'm actually in my 22-year-old son Jason's band, After Midnight Project. The music is like Coldplay-ish rock.


Greg Evigan


#after #band #i #jason #like

Because of the changes in the Padres team I played with last year, I felt like a veteran recently when I worked out with Jason Kendall and he told me he's liked listening to my records since he was a kid!


Garth Brooks


#changes #felt #i #jason #kid

I would say I think Jason is going to lose and Freddy will win. I don't know why. I just feel that Freddy is more maniacal and thinks more than Jason does.


Monica Keena


#feel #freddy #going #i #i think

I love you, Derek!” Jason tried to drag Haley back to her seat, but she fought him tooth and nail. “I love you, Derek!” “He knows, woman! He’s known since the first inning. Let the man focus,” he said.


R.L. Mathewson


#humor #jason #humor

The few times he made the mistake of relaxing in a woman’s bed after a quick lay proved to be serious mistakes. They wanted to coddle and always asked the questions that made him cringe, 'What are you thinking?', 'Do you love me?', 'Where do you see this going?', 'Are you as happy as I am?’, 'Why do you keep calling me by my sister's name?', or his personal favorite 'I wonder what our babies will look like.' No, sex was best kept at a woman’s house, hotel room or better yet in the backseat of a car. Thank god his neighbor seemed to share the same attitude. He hated the idea of waking up to the sounds of another man grunting and moaning. With his luck the sounds would filter into his dream and he would end up having a gay dream.


R.L. Mathewson


#attitude






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