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I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was. ↗


— Laurell K. Hamilton


#humor #laurell-k-hamilton #humor

I sent a quick text to Adrian: I have a hickey! You can’t ever kiss me again. I honestly hadn’t expected him to be awake this early, so I was surprised to get a response: Okay. I won’t kiss you on your neck again. So typical of him. No! You can’t ever kiss me ANYWHERE. You said you were going to keep your distance. I’m trying, he wrote back. But you won’t keep your distance from me. I didn’t dignify that with a response. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#aftermath #freaking-out #hickey #humor #kisses

When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the end, the whole sum of parts adds up to you got stamped REJECT by the one you love. How can you not be left with the personal confidence of a passed over British Rail sandwich? ↗


— Helen Fielding


#bridget-jones #humor #humor-relationships #humor

Something always brings be back to you, it never takes too long ↗


— Sara Bareilles


#love #sara-bareilles #takes-too-long #love

It's hard to close the door on optimistic expectations when you love someone. ↗


— Dennis Lehane


#hope #love #relationships #love

A 'very good friend' is a dangerous category with Indian girls. From here you can either make fast progress or if you play it wrong, you can go down to the lowest category invented by the Indian women ever - rakhi brother. Rakhi brother really means 'you can talk to me, but don't even freaking think about anything else you bore'. ↗


— Chetan Bhagat


#rakhi-brother #humor

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#hamlet #hesitation #humor #jeeves #shakespeare

Yeah! Bring it on lake!" -Coach Gleeson Hedge ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #lake #mark-of-athena #humor

Gregori leaned forward. "Can you believe it? We're all a bunch of mutants! Just like the Ninja Turtles." Angus blinked. "We - we're like... turtles?" Gregori burst out lauging. Ian shook his head, grinning. Connor snorted. "Nay. We have vampire DNA. No turtles. ↗


— Kerrelyn Sparks


#connor #gregori #ian #love-at-stake #ninja-turtle

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. ↗


— Derek Landy


#crossword-puzzles #humor #humorous #laziness #retirement






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