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Helen Fielding

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

— Helen Fielding


Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

— Helen Fielding

#men #relationships #beauty

Tom has a theory that homosexuals and single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both being accustomed to disappointing their parents and being treated as freaks by society.

— Helen Fielding

#freaks #gay-people #single-women #society #thirties

It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.

— Helen Fielding


Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes...

— Helen Fielding

#parents #humor

It is a truth universally acknowleged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

— Helen Fielding


Sink into morbid, cynical reflection on how much romantic heartbreak is to do with ego and miffed pride rather than actual loss

— Helen Fielding

#relationships #romance #romantic

No one is thinking about you. They're thinking about themselves, just like you.

— Helen Fielding


I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance a pint of beer on.

— Helen Fielding

#humor #humor

Girls are so much nicer than men (apart from Tom-but homosexual).

— Helen Fielding

#humor #love #truth #friendship

About Helen Fielding

Helen Fielding Quotes

Did you know about Helen Fielding?

Fielding rejected this idea as too embarrassing[citation needed] and exposing and offered instead to create an imaginary exaggerated comic character. She studied English at St Anne's College Oxford and was part of the Oxford revue at the 1978 Edinburgh Festival forming a continuing friendship with a group of comic performers and writers including Richard Curtis and Rowan Atkinson. Directed by Sharon McGuire.

The two films of the same name have achieved worldwide success. Bridget Jones’s Diary was named as one of the ten novels that best defined the 20th century in a survey conducted by The Guardian newspaper.

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