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It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#beautiful people #difficult #hard #how #like

I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#feels #happened #i #like #mind

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#contact #dressed #eye #eye contact #making

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#bacteria #bars #cleaner #enjoy #environment

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#dead #death #idols #less #makes

What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be something. How odd it is for billions of people to be alive, yet not one of them is really quite sure of what makes people people. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#billions #exactly #how #human #humans

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#part #possess #something #take #witness

You can't please everyone, and you can't make everyone like you. ↗

— Katie Couric

#like #make #please #please everyone #you

He would take the blow so you didn't have to. ↗

— Katie Couric

#take #would #you

All three networks have always had a morning show but now cable of course is taking some of that audience away and a variety of other things, probably the Internet as well. ↗

— Katie Couric

#audience #away #cable #course #had