#al

You know when you tell a self-deprecating story at a dinner party, everyone's laughing along with you? But then when someone else repeats that same story at another dinner party you feel they're all laughing at you? ↗

— Toby Young

#another #dinner #dinner party #else #everyone

You cannot heal yourself. You cannot heal anybody else. We're designed to do this in community because we were created inside community for community by community. ↗

— William P. Young

#because #cannot #community #created #designed

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#golf #good #hit #i #playing

Merlin really taught me how to concentrate, that you play each play as if it were the only play. And if you put all the plays together like that, then you'll come out on top. ↗

— Jack Youngblood

#concentrate #each #how #like #me

There are no opportune times for a penalty, and this is not one of those times. ↗

— Jack Youngblood

#penalty #those #times

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#afford #doctor #i #offered #operation

Politics and power is a realm of relative influence. ↗

— Fareed Zakaria

#politics #power #realm #relative

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. ↗