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"Joss" "What?" "What?" Dylan asked back. "You just said my name." "No I didn't" "Sorry that was me." I sat up, banging my head on the roof. "Who is that?" "Hey, stay down here where the air is good, okay?" Dylan pulled me gently back down. "Hows your head?" "Not good, I think." "Um, okay, so you here me. Heather's right, you do think loud. I mean, I've never heard you before, but my Talent seems to be a lot more selective than her's. But now that she's got me turned in to you-" "Who are you?" "It's still me, Marshall. It's Dylan. I'm right here." "My name's Joel." "Joel?" "Joss, what are you talking about?" He took my face in his hands. "Who's Joel?" "The voice in my head, I guess." "Jesus.


Susan Bischoff


#chronicles #curfew #funny #heroes #susan

I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can,” Emma said. “I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.” Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch, and Emma’s comments, only made me blush more. Looks like Emma saw Cal lick my face after all. Now that wasn’t awkward or anything.


E.J. Stevens


#emma #funny #legend-of-witchtrot-road #paranormal-romance #quirky

I didn't say what kind of book. You have a foul mind Bingley." "Don't mock me on my sister's wedding day!" "I mocked you on yours; I hardly see how this is as bad," was Darcy's reply.


Marsha Altman


#marsha-altman #mr-bingley #mr-darcy #funny

You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and go to bed so I can stop acting like your mother. I can already feel my balls starting to recede. And hey, does it look like I’m growing breasts? - Kye


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire.


Harriet Evans


#drunken-behaviour #funny #texting #funny

I can't afford my principles. I borrow them from unimpeachable people and return them to undependable people.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #morality #principles #funny

I am a foreigner, but I like to hide the fact. I'd rather people be prejudiced against my personality.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #personality #prejudice #racism

When it’s not enough to veto your children’s tendencies, you must in vitro them.


Bauvard


#children #funny #humor #parenting #funny

The workforce offers many outlets for personal growth to people of limited potential. You can explore your aptitude for drudgery. Or if you are the creative sort, you can join a corporation and have it come up with your ideas for you. The amount of great ideas corporations have today is astounding. They are far more original than people ever were. In fact, since the rise of the corporation I can’t think of a single person who invented anything.


Bauvard


#creativity #funny #humor #inventions #jobs

Aping the lower class will only lead to fatherless children, unusable muscles, and the fear of tomorrow’s sobriety.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #lower-class #poor #working-class






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