#ale

I was saluted by Alex Ferguson when I was subbed and that made me very happy. ↗

— Cristiano Ronaldo

#ferguson #happy #i #made #me

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#arms #his #i #iran #just

We initially targeted pager networks, which have been suffering for the last decade due to cell phone sales. ↗

— David Rose

#cell #cell phone #decade #due #initially

Daley may be sinking. The hot water has gone from his chest to his neck. ↗

— Don Rose

#daley #gone #his #hot #hot water

Why are we bringing him along, again?" Will inquired, of the world in general as well as his sister. Cecily put her hands on her hips. "Why are you bringing Tessa?" "Because Tessa and I are going to be married," Will said, and Tessa smiled; the way that Will's little sister could ruffle his feathers like no one else was still amusing to her. "Well, Gabriel and I might well be married," Cecily said. "Someday." Gabriel made a choking noise, and turned an alarming shade of purple. Will threw up his hands. "You can't be married Cecily! You're only fifteen! When I get married, I'll be eighteen! An adult!" Cecily did not look impressed. "We may have a long engagement," she said. "But I cannot see why you are counseling me to marry a man my parents have never met." Will sputtered. "I am not counseling you to marry a man your parents have never met!" "Then we are in agreement. Gabriel must meet Mam and Dad. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#gabriel-lightwood #humor #marriage #p- #humor

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. ↗

— Coco Chanel

#classy #fabulous #girl #should #things

No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July. ↗

— Mac Thornberry

#date #fourth #july #more #nation

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate. ↗

— Orson Welles

#donald #donald duck #duck #election #politicians

Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire. ↗

— Bern Williams

#flame #genius #talent

Our Jihad will remain on Palestinian soil that is wide and large. ↗

— Ahmed Yassin

#large #our #palestinian #remain #soil