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Once we get into the groove, we're kind of like long-distance runners - that adrenalin kicks in for me and I just keep running - and I don't stop!


Keith Urban


#get #groove #i #into #just

I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely.


Jarod Kintz


#cigarette #everlasting #funny #humor #immortality

Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today." I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.


Stephenie Meyer


#bella-swan #funny #new-moon #twilight-saga #funny

Mal snickered. "What's so funny?" "I just pictured the Darkling being cornered by a sweaty duchess trying to have her way with him.


Leigh Bardugo


#funny #mal #funny

Companionship is a foreign concept to some people. They fear it as much as the majority of people fear loneliness.


Criss Jami


#companion #companionship #different #extroversion #fear

Being alive means living fully extended. Like Orafoura’s cousin, who is 2.5 inches tall, but has a five-inch penis. You can’t say that’s average, because how many people do you know whose penis is twice as long as they are?


Jarod Kintz


#cousin #funny #living #orafoura #penis

I wonder if being sane means disregarding the chaos that is life, pretending only an infinitesimal segment of it is reality.


Rabih Alameddine


#art

Problem was, he couldn’t masturbate his sexual desires away because he’d fry off his cock." Hector


Gena Showalter


#funny #hector #funny

People usually feel funny, smile and laugh when I tell them about my strong belief in the very existence of prehistoric advanced technology and great civilizations of wilier races. I just can't wait to see their faces at time the truth is revealed.


Toba Beta


#ancient #civilization #mystery #prehistoric #reveal

Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear of death with the comforting prospect of cash.


Cecil Beaton


#airline #belief #cash #comforting #control






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