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My parents are in many ways embodiments of the American Dream. They came to this country with basically nothing but the clothes on their backs, and after twenty years of hard work, sweat, and sacrifice, they were getting divorced, totally broke, and deep in therapy. ↗

— David Henry Sterry

#inspirational #dreams

terucap rindu sepasang insan.. geliat sang cinta di lubuk hati.. terurai kata nan indah menawan.. gundah pun sirna dibuai si mimpi. ↗

— Toba Beta

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?

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— Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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