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Kitty need's a tounge bath ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#humor #romance #vampire #humor

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either! ↗


— Rachel Caine


#humor #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #humor

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are. ↗


— Ann Coulter


#politics #second-amendment #humor

He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars. ↗


— John Green


#champage #the-fault-in-our-stars #the-fault-in-our-starsn #the-fault-in-our-stars

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Christian, just as a Strigoi grabbed him. But Christian was fast. Flames wreathed the Strigoi's head. He screamed and released Christian, trying frantically to put the flames out. The Strigoi never saw me coming with the stake. The whole thing took under a minute. Christian and I exchanged looks. Yeah. We were badasses. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#humor #rose #vampire-academy #humor

Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate. ↗


— Kim Harrison


#humor #pixy #romance #supernatural #vampire

I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement. ↗


— Maggie Stiefvater


#relationships #sam-roth #humor

Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris. "Yeah, here's a rare grocery list," Dan muttered. "Wow. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#cahill #humor #rare #sarcasm #humor

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. ↗


— Jennifer Crusie


#humor #politics #humor






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