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Crazy got nothin on us" Neesa


C.T. Todd


#drama #horror #romance #vampire #vampire-romance

Was it a camp?" Daniel asked. Sean nodded. "A naturist camp." "Maya will feel right at home", Corey said from his spot on a wooden lawn chair. Daniel sputtered a laugh and Sean tried to hide his. "Naturist, not naturalist," I said. "It means nudist." Corey leaped up and spun. "You mean old, naked butts sat on those chairs?


Kelley Armstrong


#humor-funny #home

When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.


Charlaine Harris


#dead-and-gone #fairies #sookie-stackhouse #trowel #vampires

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.


Charlaine Harris


#charlaine-harris #vampires #sookie-stackhouse

Apparently, once you got used to regular and spectacular sex, your body had a mind of its own (so to speak) when it was deprived of that recreation; to say nothing of missing the hugging and cuddling part.


Charlaine Harris


#southern-vampire-mysteries #vampire #sookie-stackhouse

What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.


Charlaine Harris


#charlaine-harris #club-dead #sookie-stackhouse-series #the-southern-vampire-mysteries #true-blood

A vampire's thirst can only be quenched by the blood of their loved ones.


Matsuri Hino


#romance #vampire-knight #love

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.


Jeaniene Frost


#sex #vampire #humor

Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville.


Rachel Caine


#fiction #humor #paranormal #romance #vampire

I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!


J.R. Ward


#vampire #humor






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