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You'll lose." "What makes you so sure?" "You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is a bastard, but at least he builds things. You turn cities into smoking ruins and blunder about like some hyper child, smashing anything you see. And then you sit here and wonder, 'Why did all of my children turn out to be violet idiots? It's a mystery of nature,'.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-bleeds #nature

You know anything about investigative work?" "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #investigative-work #kate #kate-daniels #magic-bites

I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.


Ilona Andrews


#derek #fantasy #good-strategy #ilona-andrews #magic-bites

You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.


Ilona Andrews


#funny #gandalf #gunmetal-magic #ilona-andrews #lotr

They had picked up Julie's scent hit wolfsbane lost her and found her trail again at the crumbling Highway 23 except it was two hours old and mixed with horse scents. She was hitchhiking. Great. Awesome. At least she always carried a knife with her. When I relayed this to Curran he shrugged and said, "If she kills anybody we'll make it go away.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #julie #kate #magic-slays #awesome

Of course, money matters to everyone even if some don't want to admit it. If I won the Race to Dubai, I look at that prize money and think it could pay off my new house or the range I'm building. I am privileged to play golf for a living - look around St Andrews, that's my office.


Rory McIlroy


#am #andrews #around #building #could

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.


Christopher Plummer


#andrews #getting #head #hit #julie

I'll call you," he repeated. "If you call me, I won't pick up the phone." "You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you don't know how, ask someone.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-bleeds #civilization

Wiggles hissed as I crossed the floor toward the throne. She fixed me with her empty hateful eyes and smelled the air, her long tongue shivering through the slit of the lipless mouth. Nice to see you too, sweetheart. Remember my cattle prod?


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #magic-bites #humor

Doode," George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more u, less oo. Duuude." "Dude." "Dude." "Okay, dude." George nodded. "How's it hanging?" Jack asked. "How am I supposed to answer that?" George looked at him. "I don't think Kaldar said anything about that. I guess 'good'? I don't get it. What's hanging anyway?" George shook his head. "Your stuff, you nimwit." His stuff...Oh. Ha! "In that case, it's hanging long!" Jack dissolved in giggles. "Long, get it?


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #hanging #ilona-andrews






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